Here's a life lesson, don't be a JUDITH kids, be a Bea!

Posts : 10 Join date : 2022-04-25

*Sigh.*

Do people actually enjoy this? Like you guys actually really love doing this? Being the kind and ever so charitable woman that I am, I decided to spend.. no, actually, I DECIDED TO WASTE FIVE WHOLE PRECIOUS MINUTES of my time to hear Judy-Wudy out because apparently that’s what I’m supposed to do - I thought I was supposed to just show up, show out, look pretty in the process and earn APEX all the money possible but NOPE! Being a professional wrestler apparently means you’ve got to sit there and listen to imbeciles talk out their behind and blatantly lie to the world over and over again, this wasn’t mentioned in the fine print of my lucrative contract and quite frankly I am upset!

Do you want to know WHY I’m upset Judith? It’s probably not for the reasons you think.

I’m upset because there is nothing in this world worse than a liar and that’s all you are, a big, fat, stinking LIAR! I honestly didn’t think you could find yourself in an even lower ranking in society because I mean.. look at you, you don’t exactly stand out for the right reasons based on your appearance alone but you proved me wrong by having quite possibly the worst takes I’ve ever heard in my life and trust me, I’ve been forced to listen to quite a large amount of rubbish in my time. Listening to you is even worse than looking at you and once I make an example out of you, I’m demanding to never be allowed in the same room as you, I don’t even want to share an arena with you, that’s how much your slander is bothering me!

But I cannot afford to be stressed and over my dead body do I let you get beneath my skin too much. When you look, talk and act like I do, you hear jealousy spew from the mouths of the world around you all the time. I’ve had poison spat at me more times than I’ve had manicures and each and every time, like the strong, resilient and beautiful queen I am, I rise above the hate and achieve everything I say I’m going to achieve. You aren’t exactly telling me things I haven’t heard before and darling, you definitely aren’t telling me things that would make me take a good hard look at myself and contemplate changing anything about the way I operate. I’m going to take a moment to disprove the not so nice things you said about me and it pains me that I have to do so because I don’t want trash (everyone else) knowing anything more about treasure (me, if that wasn’t already crystal clear) than necessary but I’m not opposed to exposing you as the phoney you are so shedding some insight to who I am is a sacrifice I will nobly make! Plus, this is a good opportunity to clear some things up because I can already hear the accusations that unoriginal and rather braindead cretins are going to throw my way in the future.

First of all, I graduated not only high school but college too and through blood, sweat and the occasional tear or two, I strutted away with grades that you could only achieve in your wildest dreams. So I’m not stupid. Second of all, there is nothing fake about me, I do believe that every person on the planet has the right to do whatever they like with their appearance but everything you see before you was a gift from God. I don’t wear hair extensions, I’ve had no cosmetic surgery and my figure has been earned through years spent grinding in the finest gyms this world has to offer, I do not consume products to help me appear stronger, I do not consume anything that may harm this temple, I care too much about myself to cause any damage. You’re like five inches taller than me and you only weigh twelve pounds more than me so please don’t act like I’m some doomed barbie doll, you really, really, really are not the goliath you think you are in this situation, I can and will hold my own and I will do so flawlessly. Very Happy

So yes, I do believe I can match whatever strength you have to offer.

Finally, can you provide me with one good reason as to why I shouldn’t be this sure of myself? No? You can’t? Sad

That’s exactly what I thought. Why should anyone believe in me if I don’t even believe in myself? Why should anyone believe that I say if I can’t even effectively sell myself to the mass audiences awaiting the ascension of one of the next greatest stars this world has ever seen? I’m not sorry that my confidence offends you, I don’t understand why you’re so riled up over me believing in myself but gosh, it’s rather funny to see. All I have to do is say that I’m the best and you turn bright red, you start foaming at the mouth and steam shoots from your ears! I love it! How dare I be unlike the insecure losers you’re used to dealing with? How dare I be different from the norm of people who walk through this door and not offer you a small, respectful smile and tell you in a timid voice that I’m going to do my best and just hope it’s enough for me to secure a victory? How dare I want the absolute best for myself no matter what? God the bloody audacity I have, it’s borderline offensive(!)

It’s time that YOU accept that for better or for worse I’M nothing like you’ve seen before. It’s not the other way round.

You should actually feel rather lucky. For the first time in your career, you’re getting to share the ring with a remarkable woman and yes, said woman is going to kick your ass into next week but there’s still the opportunity for you to learn one of the most basic lessons life has to offer: don’t judge a book by its cover. However, you should also feel fear.. and soon, you’ll feel embarrassed too. Embarrassed that despite relying on your best efforts, you were forced to wither in my presence. I can NOT wait to see the look on your ugly mug when you realise that you couldn’t beat “the typical dizzy, delusional blonde” who worked far smarter than she did harder and couldn’t care less about the horrors you subject yourself to because you think it’s something to flex if she tried to. You choosing to put yourself through so much is worse than being forced to endure suffering, you realise that right? You don’t appear tough or badass, you appear mentally unstable. Despite what you’ve probably been told, there’s nothing wrong with seeking assistance from professionals when it comes to dealing with your troubles. I hope you realise that soon and get the help you so desperately need. Sad

Don’t get me wrong, the thought of putting you down is enough to elicit a form of excitement within me but don’t get it twisted, this match is more of a nuisance to me than anything else. I know where I belong and it sure as hell in the dumps with a dog like you, I belong in a place that isn’t plagued with common folk suffering from delusions of grandeur. I’m not only better than you and everyone else on this roster but I am SO much better than this match. Bea Havertz just doesn’t get used as a means to benefit others in any capacity, any momentum I build for myself (heads up, I’ve already built quite a lot) belongs to me and me alone and I get very possessive over my belongings.

Whoever looked little Judy in the eyes and told her that it was okay to be herself unapologetically no matter what was lying. To whoever may need to hear this, you really shouldn’t be your authentic self if your authentic self resembles Judith in any shape or form, no, you shouldn’t be a stain on society, you should be an upstanding citizen, a role model for all ages, a strong and independent woman who doesn’t rely on the usage of pop culture and poorly aged horror movies that even a three year old can sit through without crying to install fear in the hearts of the masses.. you should all be a little more like me, your future Next Level Champion! Smile

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