Always in Bahama Mamas

(In Bahama Mamas as usual. Jessie B loves talking to his hoes)

Jessie B.: Look at all the customers! They are happy and having a good time just like JES-SIE-B! I'm very good at choosing beautiful hoes hehehe

Girl 1: Of course Jessie!

Girl 2: Jessie, I don't want to uh…ruin the vibe but I want to ask about Apex.

Jessie B.: What about it? Oh yes, yes, JES-SIE-B is teaming up with Arturo Cabello to take on Alec Fernandes and Kevin Maverick at Event Horizon!

Girl 2: Yes! So if I may ask, what are you going to do?

Jessie B.: First off, let me ask you two, is Arturo Cabello a handsome hombre to you two?

Girl 1: I think he is so hot!

Girl 2: I do agree!

Girl 1: But don't get us wrong, you're more handsome than him, Jessie!

Girl 2: That is true!

Jessie B.: Oh hey, hey, that's alright if Arturo is more handsome than me but I do know I'm your Daddy! Well, what about Alec Fernandes and Kevin Maverick?

Girl 1 and 2 (in unison): They're ugly!

Jessie B.: Now THAT's what I want to hear! JES-SIE-B knows they are ugly but yeah, JES-SIE-B needs to say it that JES-SIE-B agrees with Arturo Cabello when he said that both Alec Fernandes and Kevin Maverick both are flies! Yeah, JES-SIE-B did get beaten by Alec Fernandes fair and square and JES-SIE-B knows Kevin Maverick has a lot of experiences but JES-SIE-B and Arturo Cabello are going to show them how much we want to beat them!

JES-SIE-B wants to kick their asses. Both of them! Arturo Cabello is for sure capable of doing it but JES-SIE-B is going to show how much of a good tag team partner JES-SIE-B really is!

Don't get so worked up though. I welcome everyone to Bahama Mamas. Do hang out with some of these hot hoes. Might get you both feeling a bit better after JES-SIE-B and Arturo Cabello beat you both!

We'll see you at Event Horizon!

Oh yes, going to send Jose Legado some hoes too!

(Camera fades to black)